My Life As A Teenage Robot Porn Story: Tell all ye faithful Chapter 1
I decided to stop by and see how they were. They lived next door, and I never bothered them before.
“Hey! Brad, Tuck!” I entered without knocking. “It’s getting kind of cold out there, huh?”
I walked into the living room, I remember seeing Brad knelt over a box with red paper and shiny ribbons taped around it.
“Shh! Don’t tell Tuck! It’ll ruin the surprise!” He half-whispered to me.
“What surprise?”
“The present! If he finds out it’ll totally ruin the spirit of gift-wrapping.”
“Gift-wrapping? Is it his birthday?”
“Where’s your yuletide spirit, Jen? The gift is essential to Christmas.”
“Christ-a-what?”
“Christmas! You know, jolly ol’ St. Nick and decorations on trees and caroling, Christmas!”
“Christ-uh-mus?”
“You mean you’ve never heard of Christmas?!”